Takeşi Kitano
Beat Takeshi / Mr. Kitano
京野ことみ
Takeshi's Girlfriend / Kitano's Female Neighbor
Kayoko Kişimoto
Mahjong Parlor Woman / Audition Producer / Costumer
Ren Osugi
Takeshi's Manager / Taxi Driver
Susumu Terajima
Takeshi's Friend / Kitano's Yakuza Neighbor
Tetsu Vatanabe
TV Wardrobe Master / Noodle Cook / Audition Actor
Akihiro Miva
Self
六平直政
Film Studios Tattooist
