Phil Vischer

Archibald Asparagus / Jonah / Twippo / Bob the Tomato / Mr. Lunt / Pirate Lunt / Percy Pea / Phillipe Pea / Pa Grape / Pirate Pa / Nezzer / King Twistomer / Cockney Pea #2 (voice)

Mike Nawrocki

Larry the Cucumber / Pirate Larry / Jean Claude Pea / Cockney Pea #1 / Self-Help Tape Voice / Jerry Gourd / Whooping BBQ Pea (voice)

Tim Hodge

Khalil (voice)

Lisa Vischer

Junior Asparagus (voice)

Dan Anderson

Dad Asparagus (voice)